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I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 16, 2004
NOOO! Don't say the name!
lalalalala not listening lalalala
Excuse me for saying that, just felt like typing 'gosh'.
I'm a bit ditzy today, in case you hadn't noticed.
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 16, 2004
Don't like Elton then? Elton John?
And why are you feeling all ditzy? And whatever the reason, do you have any left for me?
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 16, 2004
AARGH! You said the name!!! Nononononononooooo!
Erm.... If you want some ditzy, I'll gladly share?
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 16, 2004
Takes one to know one.
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 17, 2004
Well.... That deserves a definite 0/10 for originality 
Oh yes... the postal system is wonderful!
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 18, 2004
Gah shut up.
Did you have a good St Patrick's day? Just for you: http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/temporalbandit/21befec8.jpg
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 18, 2004
No different form any other day, m'afraid 
So... how drunk were you in that photo...? 
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 18, 2004
5 pints of Guinness (hence the hat) plus a pint of Worthington's as the Guinness was off when I started...
So not very. Just nicely
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 19, 2004
Ah.... good good.
Can't stand larger/ bitter meself
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 19, 2004
Guinness is neither (and there's only one r in 'lager' 
)
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 19, 2004
Hey! What's wrong with larger lager?!
~smiles~
Well, I don't like beer-y stuff in general. Smells like... well.. p*ss.
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 19, 2004
I don't like lager. Lager tastes like piss, and 14 year olds drink it to look big.
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 19, 2004
Sad really, isn't it....
... Bet you did it too
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 20, 2004
For a bit, then I realised it tasted like weak piss and moved on to the old man drinks of bitters, stouts and bourbons (and Tennessee whiskey, old No.7 Jack Daniels )
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
BT2 Posted Mar 20, 2004
I live in a strict family, and for the moment, can only dream of alcohol... *dreams* 
I heartily agree on the he-whose-name-must-not-be-pronounced front.
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 20, 2004
~laughs~ aha! I knew it
Don't do it.... Ick, nout worse than excess alcohol....
AARGH! Don't even tthink the name!
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 20, 2004
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I've been allowed alcohol since I was very young... parents used to dip my chewy toy things in whiskey when I was teething- numbed the pain and helped to keep it all clean too.
Because of it, I have rarely gone mad with the drink and made myself ill, whereas a lot of the people I know who have not been allowed alcohol until a certain age have gone mad straight away, got very, stupidly drunk and some have even ended up in hospital.
I'm not judging in any way, or saying you should be drinking, just making an observation
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 25, 2004
ARRGH!
You said it!
*hides*
I always find it rather sad that people in my class plan p#ss-ups. They're barely 16 for crying out loud.
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
TeaKay Posted Mar 25, 2004
Yes, I know the feeling. My brother is such a person, and he's not even a year older than you. He has already proved himself to be a person characterised by words I can't repeat here, though.
TK
I love the smell of horse manure in the morning
Existential Elevator Posted Mar 26, 2004
Let's hope it's just a faze
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