h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i think we may have a slight problem in our definitions from the test. Lora did it and came out as a minus seven.
if you look at the plus definitions 7 is gettin kinda weird but although we havent written minus seven i'm guessin thats gonna be gettin kinda chavin but loras not much so....any thoughts?

mwah

Might need to readjust our answers and/or add in an extra question... I could understand her perhaps being less than -5, but no more, surely?

she seems kinda anti chav just not weird. sarah a came out as -3 and that kinda matches but not -7. i reckon that could be fixed by simply tweaking the numbers slightly, it was the fake burberry question that got her. how about if we change it to wear rather than own on those questions?

Yeah, I guess that would work... Although this is perhaps an inner personality thing, parhaps we're uncovering some dark secrets

maybe we are uncovering a side to her that no-one is supposed to find....

woooooo... spooky
dunno, maybe we should do some more preliminarys. it might just be that lozza is an exception... FREAK in normal clothing or summat.

we could add a question to try and balance the matrix one out... not sure. what ya think?

got any more disorder ideas?

*dramatic music*

*ahem*

Yeah, there probably should be another question in there somewhere, and some of the other scores need some fiddling about. I mean, the "no" to platforms shouldn't really be "-2", I don't think.

I'm a bit dry on the disorders, trying to think of some good pandemics. Do you think foodstuffs could be included in that? Or colds?

well something has to be done about fionas constant cold and i reckon the epidemics of specific sweet buying deserves a mention. you could always beef up some of the originals... add case studies or something.

what about the over-dirty mindedness of most of s2? that has to be a disorder... right?



p.s... whats a pandemic

I guess so... can't remember a lot of them, now...

That disorder has a name, and I think it answers to "Alice". For once, I have nothing to do with the corruption whatsoever.

A pandemic.. it's like the opposite of an epidemic. So... instead of a disease breaking out everywhere outside, it only effects people within the population. For all the sense that makes.

arent the originals still up on h2 somewhere?

well i know alice is one but tara and michelle are there too, and only me is your doing!

ah... i dont get it, give me an example

OM

Actually, yes.... Errrrm

I know! There's a whole pocket that I have no responsibility over! I feel somehow... un-needed

Erm... okay. the bubonic plague was an epidemic, right? Everyone got it. But say something nasty went round, and stayed in, a contained environment -like a school or a hospital- that would be a pandemic, because it only occurs inside the environment.

well think of me as the first and best convertee.... you feel better now?

i get it... so you want pandemics like...sweets and hairbrushing as opposed to burberry etc,

Does that mean you *are* the church of the poisoned mind?

Yeah, that's exactly it I was thinking silly things too, lke yo-yos and... pogs and stuff.

yay... the best song! that is now STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

yo yos and pog. especially pogs, they were such a pain and were quite pretty... shiny things!

heehee....

shiiiiny pogs... they were the best....

Ooooh: Have to tell you this: In the book I'm reading, the guy used the word "speechifying"! ~beams proudly~

woooo! speecifying is my word and i can't even spell it. SPEECHIFYING!!!!!!!!!! i am waaaay to excited about speechifying!

did you ever play crazybones? they are weird little thingys that you throw...

Nathan says hi

had anymore ideas?

Hey, I was a bit too enthusiastic about speechifying. I'm glad noone was around when I was reading and suddenly jumped to my feet in amazement

I remember those... there were ones that glowed in the dark and stuff...

Erm.. delayed "hi" back to him

Can't think of anything else at the moment There was an article around 'g2 on it, have a search for playground games

will search for them but i think we have most of them, how about british bulldog?

you jumped up in amazenent...wow. speechifying! you should have seen me earlier when i was watching that dance thing and this man dropped his partner on her head! i was cheering and laughing and everything! they did a rock n roll move called round the world and he dropped her! hee hee hee!!!!!

keep thinkin

OM

Yeah... wasn't that game also called Red Rover? Or was that something else?

It's the silly things that keep up going, don'tcha know...?

*thinks*

Its entirely possible it could have had a hundred different ones, there was also that odd one that i never understood called polo or something

Totally. running off the silly, completely

think harder
*thinks harder*

I don't remember polo... How about Red Letter? Or Ghost Train?

*tangos with a , just to keep the silliness alive*

Don't think too hard, you might explode!