h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now, now, that would be telling

TK[1]

TK, oooh, was that a dig at me?

OM... Well, the other idea is somewhat of an odd one to explain. It involves having the stage split in two, and on each side of the stage you see...the same set of characters, but on different timelines. It's about a girl who's sister is in a car crash. On one side she dies, on the other she just has a broken arm. On the side where she dies, the girl gets the guy of her dreams etc, on the side with the broken arm, the guy of her dreams turns out to be a w***er adn they find out the sister was part of a drugs rink.
Can't see Luma being interested in it. She wanted something funny

They're cool and pretty, but they're noisy too!

Good good

that idea sounds so cool. i think it may be a bit outside the standard grasp of our school though. would the two sides go on simultaneously?
Luma has no taste. we all know that.#

the aviary is in the shed.

TK- cmon...please...

OM

Yeah, my intention was that the two sides would run alongside eachother, and that maybe there'd be some simultaneous dialogue, which would be REALLY hard to stage Could you imagine? I think I may just hold on to that idea, for if by any chance I make it as a film director...
I know Luma has no taste: but for all intents and purposes, she's my boss in this

....I guess that cuts down the noise then

Awwh, don't make him choose At least not without some sort of threat hanging over it

A dig? I can't see how that would be taken as a dig

TK[1]

"Now, that would be telling" I'd say is more of a catchphrase of mine.

Ahh, yes. Well, maybe I just picked it up subliminally Could even have been freudian...

TK[1]

choose? i wasnt going for him to choose...i meant like who as in anyone, even stretches to maz and co if he so likes.

fight the boss man!! ...uh...woman.

you'll make it as a director...can i be costume designer?

i think your idea, especially the simultaneous dialogue is waaaaay beyond year seven but it sounds west-end worthy!

OM

If he says Johnny Depp, you realise I'd cry

Probably best not to tangle with Luma, I recon she'd be able to beat me up

Why not go with choreographer instead? You know I do a bit of design on the side, and there's nout worse than a back-seat boss

It's an idea.

Much as I'm a fan of Johnny's, I don't quite extend into the realms of disturbing obsessions.

TK[1]

Ok i'll settle for choreographer, could be fun. can i choreograph your west end show too?

i'll help you fight luma...*gleefully rubs hands*

Can i want johnny depp and fuzzy handcuffs or will you still cry?

WEll of course! AS soon as I /have/ a west-end show... Would it bother you if it wa a street show/?

No love lost there...

Oh /you/ can want Mr Depp and fuzzy handcuffs all you like, that doesn't really make for too much of a worrying situation

Oh, and whilst I remember... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F16034?thread=739076 You know, I'm rather romanced by the idea of doing that sponsored walk in fancy dress... I just don't know what [or who] to go as yet... Any suggestions You and your buddy Romans, you were /trying/ to inflict your headache on me :-P

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Street shows coyuld be good. no two shows are the same.

Hmmm....fight luma....*cracks knuckles threateningly*

what romans? *looks innocent* i have no idea what you mean...

cool. Pirates

cool. you.

didn't mean it. *Hides*

OM

And it is, of course, a brilliant opportunity to scare passers-by. And that /is/ [or used to be ] a favourite hobby of mine..

Bluddy should do Would have appriciated being /told/ I was ousted. Okay, I didn't /have/ the play as such, but I'm glad now that I didn't. I was working on the basis of, well, working with /her/ so she got what /she/ wanted. Ack. At lest my eardrums are thankful.

Of course not...



Didn't mean what?

you should take it up as your hobby again. remember those people filming in london when we went to see... that show... with the roman... and that song... give me time... to... realise my crime.... shall i stop now? Let me love... and still... i have danced... inside your eyes... how can i... be real....

*hides*

roman roman roman!

can't remember what.

don't kill me

*does the silly little electric drum solo*
I'd forgotten all about the filming... not of /that/ filmng, but of the other filming, that random music viedo... with the dude with the inexplicable hat.
I would take it us as a hobby again, but somehow I just can't muster up the enthusiasm. I just don't feel safe round these parts no more Besides, I like to keep the element of suprise on my side... ~laughs~ Do you remember the green eyebrows? Mr Roper was transfixed..

Oh, I won't kill you. Not without suitable torture and a warrant

Yes i know i got all the words wrong but i was close...

/that/ filming was fab! i tripped up cast members!

GREEN EYEBROWS!!!! i remember them. it wasnt only mr roper! twas everyone! they were so fab!

ooh torture... do elaborate...

OM

I think they're mostly right...

Very cool indeed An no injuries, thankfully!

And so green and sparkly!

....I'll tie you to a chair and force you to listen to the birdie song.