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Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Dec 29, 2003
Erm... he wants tae talk tae yoo.
How have you been? Long time, no see.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[...] Posted Dec 29, 2003
You've never seen me!
Soon I will have the internet, then I can finally do some work on Fiction Central as Co-Manager, don't cha know?
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Jan 5, 2004
Well, 'long time no see' sounds a lot better than 'long time no inane banter via means of a moderated internet forum' I'm sure you'd agree 
Ooooooooohh.... that's a nice shiny title 
*makes mental note to find fiction central*
Oh, and a belated happy new year greeting: happy new year.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[...] Posted Jan 5, 2004
You think our banter is inane?! (I really shouldn't be leaving bits open for you to say 'Yeees!')
You'll find fiction central via the AWW page OR on verc's page!
And a good 2K4 to you!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
*is now seriously repressing urge to say 'eYeeeeees!'*
You really shouldn't have put that idea in my head 
Once I've paddled through b#log, I'll go check it out... So erm, sometime around Thursday, okay?
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
Come out ye sprites, ye naughty sprites!
So, what have you been up to, then?
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[...] Posted Jan 16, 2004
If ye were to be asking if I was keeping the Academy up, I'd say 'yeees'!
If ye were to be asking if I was now on the Net, I'd say 'yeees'!
If ye were to be asking if much had changed, I'd say- no.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
well yeah but no but there was this thing at this place where I was like really ill but then I like wasnt anymore and then there was this thing wot I don't know nuffin about or summink or nothing but shuddup I wasnt supposed to be anywhere even near there and then Ive got all this work to do or summink to do with this moron who hates me which is well out of order but anyway I'm not going with Sheila coz she's a slag.
*deep breath*
I amaze people by my ability to do that far too well.
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[...] Posted Jan 16, 2004
If you enjoyed this programme, you'll be pleased to know that there are other programmes on the televison- like cartoons, news or magazine programmes... Good Boo.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
I still can't believe it took me 2 weeks to realize that was Tom Baker. He's my favourite Dr Who for crying out loud!
...Children in Britain are notoriously think, which is why they are sent to schools.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[...] Posted Jan 16, 2004
All manner of things can be found in a toy shop.
That's not a toy shop, that's a real shop.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
Oh, just to warn you, you have been quoted on my userpage.
If you want to buy a pet, go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop, you're just being silly.
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[...] Posted Jan 16, 2004
Erm where's that quote from?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 17, 2004
Hmm.... It was from the Red Dwarf ship... Ooh! Found it.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F120678?thread=265592&skip=140&show=20 posting 149 :-)
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 24, 2004
dot dot dot?
How.... informative.
Pray do enlighten me as to what is the manner of your 'dot dot dot'
Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
Existential Elevator Posted Jan 25, 2004
Again. dot dot dot.
Why?
Jeez, I'm not going to be online for another week, surely a snatched 15 minuites away from work should be worth more than 'dot dot dot'.
Hmmm..... mayhap I should try a different tactic.
*goes to find a comically oversized mallet to threaten HBP with*
*thinks: Too subtle?*
*puts comically oversized mallet back*
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