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Lol, will do

TK

.......I really need to freshen myself up on how the PR system works

Lol, well one must have ambition...

TK

Well, naturally, one must

How are you<?> Still bored<?>

Hot.

I don't do heat. I don't like high temperatures. The fact that this is the hottest Britain has been since 1976 displeases me. The fact that while Britain is being hottest it's ever been since 1976 I am stuck in an office with people who seem to be against open windows, giving the office a distinct 'reptile house' feel goes towards displeasing me even more.

That, and bored, yes. Though now it's an enforced boredom, as I have a job for the next 8 weeks which entails taking files out of boxes, typing down a few things from the front of said files into a spreadsheet and then putting the files back in the boxes. And maybe some straight filing if I'm lucky...

Sorry if I don't seem to happy... I'm going a bit with the heat and mundane office job.

How are you, anyway, surely you've been up to mroe interesting things than I?

TK

I hate the hot weather too. It's awful. I can't seem to think straight in the heat Roll on autumn!

Oh dear... At least you're getting paid, though, eh<?> And it can't be as terrible as my fascinating summer in the carpet cleaning factory last year

I'm just trying very hard not to kill someone right now. *sigh* Don't ask

You can talk to me if you like, I won't bite, and although I'm not great on the advice front, I sure canm listen

TK

Ach, it's just life and stress catching up on me after trying to ignore it for so long. I kind of suddenly realised how much I really don't actually like any of my supposed friends and how my teachers all are trying desperately to kick me under, save a spare few. s that they are.

Nearly the summer.

Thanks for the offer, but it's well, complicated, and will probably just sound very weird and paranoid

How's the office job going<?>

Would it be too rude of me to ask how old you are- just that I started to realise that kind of stuff round about the 15/16 mark.

I've been in my summer holiday for nearly a month now

You can email me if you like, or if you have MSN messenger, you can add me- the details are all on my space. So you don't have to talk on here if you don't want. I'm complicated, weird and paranoid as well, so you wouldn't have problems there
Whatever, the offer's there

The office job is hot, sweaty, boring and monotonous, thank you very much

TK

I am, in fact, spot on the 15/16 mark Good guess

Some people get all the luck When are you back at uni<?>

Wow...complicated, weird and paranoid too, eh<?> You don't happen to be a scorpio, do you
I might well take you up on that offer. I'm just tring to think positive thoughts right now

poor thing Still, money is money, eh<?>

Lol, I guess it happens to everyone then

I have just over 2 months left.

Nope, I'm a Libran

O.k, well you can add me to messenger or email me positive thoughts anyway, if you like, it doens't have to be negative stuff

Yep, it's money... keep telling myself that :D

TK

Lol, I guess it happens to everyone then

I have just over 2 months left.

Nope, I'm a Libran

O.k, well you can add me to messenger or email me positive thoughts anyway, if you like, it doens't have to be negative stuff

Yep, it's money... keep telling myself that :D

TK

2 months I'll be back at school by then! No fair!

oh well. Would explain why you're so approachable

Will do

Money money money! And it's better than sitting round the house doing nothing, right<?>

Aw, I only got 4 weeks of summer holiday when I was at school.

I'm approachable because I'm not a 'geezer'. I have long hair, like good music and don't ike nightclubs = different from most guys => able to listen as well as mouth of about myself and adjust my testicles

Cool

Yup, but would like some opportunity to spend some of it.

TK

I think I get 6ish weeks, starting next wednesday. But I get homework

Always good to hear
Admittedly, 'geezers' tend to be the kind of people that take one look at me and laugh....

Any ideas on how you want to spend it<?>

Ah fair enough. I have to revise for a retake, but I guess that's my fault for failing in the first place.

Most people tend to be the kind of people that take one look at me and laugh

Not sure... There are so many things I want to buy, but I'd rather it was something that wouldn't incur too many more costs once I've bought it (i.e new mobile phone = more phone call charges.)

TK

Can't win 'em all

Okay, okay. Some days my friends look at me and laugh. But I deserve it

Phone bills.............noooooooo!

I'll kick and scream and tip the board up if I don't...

My friends only laugh at me when they're supposed to. They accept me for who I am, which is why they're my friends, and also why they're not so numerous in number

Indeed.... Why are they so expensive?

TK

Now now.... Play nice

Well, erm... when I say friends, I really mean "friends". Isn't that life<?> I do ask for it, I guess... I can take the whole "freak" thing to the limits. I occasionally get shouted abuse at by people in the street.... *shrugs*

I'm on a pay as you go thing, and I don't need to worry about the home bill, so I don't do too badly. Mobiles are expensive, though

I always do

I get shouted at in the streets... only be dickheads, though, and not nearly as much in Leicester as I do in Kettering.

I'm on PAYG too, but I need a new phone- my current one is dying, but the phones themselves are so expesive on PAYG and I don't spend enough per month to warrant going onto a contract.

TK