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can i have the fuzzy handcuffs???

Okay okay, if you promise to play nice.... *gives Diablos the

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Just some advice... cupboards or no cupboards, it's never a good idea to spring stuff like that on friends... Unless you are 100% sure. Not meaning to sound depressingly pessimistic, but things could get veeeeeery messy

Good luck n'all

were really close... in thAt way.. i think people are beginning to wonder...... lol.

we keeep hanging around together and dissappearing!

thanks for the i might need them one day!!

p.s thanx for your concern... xx

Good on ya

Play safe, now, eh<?>

yes mama

any more gossip u'd like?


xxx

Yes; you should listen to your mother more often!

Gossip...ohh..... I dunno.... er.... what's hot right now, anyway<?>

in the rl world.....? no idea

in my world..... you can guess... dam , freaks, my ambitions... etc etc..

blah blah blah.... and s/he goes on...

Keep talkin' doll

What famous freaks do you know.....

only a few... oly 80s oldies... bg, maz, adam ant... that sort..thats bout it.... know mainly

infamous local-ish freaks... met em in swa....

Fly... Did you watch the Adam Ant thing on C4 the other day<?>

I don't suppose you know about my personal hero, Phillip Sallon<?> Or my possible past life, Trojan<?>

I think I *am* the local infamous freak....

nope.... bad girls-didnt know it was on til i looked in the paper.

he looks cool. i'll look up trojan another day.

me too!! and dam is my little normalish, wannabe sidekick!

Spooky. Exactly what LGS was doing....
You do know you were seperated at birth, right

Phillip...how many times have I been told I look like him<?>

Bless him...

we must have been.. tell her that i've been waiting for yvonne and colin 2 get it on 4 ages.... she'll understand.

you might but... i dont know ya looks

yeah i will...

No doubt I'll forget that, but I'll tell her

Well... my mum put down on my modelling application that I was a lookalike...the cheek! And there's probably going to be a pic of me online soonish, on Euan's fansite

I'll bet

i'll look for the pic of u an euan.

kill your mum! my mum wouldn't do anything like that to me.... i hope!!

Glad to see you back, you've been gone yonks! I'm sure you've got plenty of gossip for me

She's okay really! It's a bit of a running joke...

ok. i'll believe you.

goss? me???? wat ya wanna know....? you may have to torture me for some of it tho....

explain the joke! please

*gets red hot poker irons at the ready*

Now, how much torture will there need to be...<?>

Ah, well, the joke is that erm... I do actually dress like Phillip Sallon. And make-up too. It's almost a ncikname

ask away and then i'll tell ya the level of torture!

nickname by whom??

Oh I don't know... How's life for you in general<?>

Well, a nickname by whoever knows who he is. The resembelence /is/ worrying at times.