h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

can you help me....?

your name sounds like your fun...
and intellegent....

can you show me around??

please....

*waves to EE*

Hi Diablos,

I've just popped by and Aced you. If you need any more help just give myself or any of the other Aces a shout

*waves to all*

I'd be delighted to show you around

...........Where shall I start<?>

since somebody has come and aced me.....

can you tell me,
a) where you got that cool qoute that totally sums me up....
b) how did you get those things to fly across the screen?

Aha

I'm guessing that you meant the "these rags..." quote on my U-Space......<?> Well, that would be a quote from the song "Ode to Attention Seekers".... See http://www.btinternet.com/~s.essom/taboolyrics.htm which is from Taboo the musical.....and was naturally written about me If you're based in England, it's a real shame you missed the show, you'd have loved it

For flying things just arrange your GuildeML like:

Flying things!

Any help<?>

that guy is really nice!

playing george i think.

and that dress really dont suit the other guy dunno who he is.

.......Tell me about it.....
His name's Euan Morton.... I've met him Absolute sweetheart. Can sing fantastically....

Would that be the one playing Marylin (blonde wig) ar the one playing Petal (hairy legs ).....

the one in a marylin monroe wig.....

the lickle guy is sooo sweet bless him....theres no way he's english.

your all too ugly...(no offence)

That will depend on what photo you're looking at...It's probably Mark McGee. He really didn't pull off that dress....at least, not as well as the others

The cute one that played George<?> He's Scottish. You'd never believe it, he does a fantastic London accent...

Who's too ugly<?>

Did you work out the flying things in the end<?>

english people.......

you are english aren't you....??
(no offence to your lot)
but all english blokes are ugly!! and since it says your not a bloke...

your probably gorge!

I am English, yes...

And we do seem to have a complete lack of attractive men *sigh*

Brains over looks, though, eh<?>

Mind you..... Not to many blokes are gifted in that department either

Why thankyou darling I'm a freak, of course I'm gorge... why even the big George himself told me I was

Where abouts are you from, then<?>

wales..... the middle of nowhere.

my computer is about 500 years old and is really slow...

i have both.... brains and looks!!

i'm a freak too.

we have something in common!!

Wales Lovely scenery

Poke it with a stick....

Fantastic to hear... Shall I put you to the challenge<?>

Brilliant! I always like to hear from fellow freaks.... what school of freak do you come from<?>

what do you mean by school of freak...?

i am just one of those people whose mission in life it is to scare people.....Evil... thats me!

I mean, what style do you usually go in for

Me to! Isn't it just great fun<?> I was worrying old ladies on the bus on Friday
e-vil

vaguely punky, goth on a bad day...

iwas worrying people the other day on the bus... we had a non uniform day at school. the bus driver laughed at me!

I tend to go punky too... I have my New Romantic-y days, some days when I just can't wear enough glitter, some days when I'm goth-y and some days where I constantly get told that I look like Boy George when I don't...

Fantastic!
Last time I had a non-school uniform day, my form tutor said "uurrh... nice make-up<?>" my english teacher tried to ignore me and my french teacher could have killed me with the look she was giving me
My "friends" tend to try and ignore me, and my "follower" ask silly questions and pay too many compliments...
Do you find that<?>

what do you mean by follower??

i do get the drift of what you mean... people tend to hate what i wear and then try to convince me they don't!!

"follower".... you know, the one that aren't really genuine, compliment you in the vague hope that, well, I don't know. I accumulate them. Especially around non-school uniform days. Odd that.

Quite funny, eh

i have those to. (or is it too?)

they appear at your elbow when your at your weirdest and try and steal your clothes to fool around in... aargh