The Fish
I've gotten tired of this page. Its not humor oriented and I'm a humor writer. Now I put my stuff on http://3vilbread.tripod.com . Its a cooler site and it would do you well to check it out.
Hello. My name is Jimmy O'Conner, but you can call me Dave. I am I high school student from the states, Maryland being the specific state. Jimmy "The Fish" O'Conner is a persona that I have based on a literary figure (I dare you to try to find out who). I'm a fan of Douglas Adams and have long thought that being a writer for the guide would be the coolest job ever. Then I found this site. I try to write serious peices, but most come out funny anyway, and I hope you enjoy them. Good news people, One of my articles made the edited guide! Yay for me. And Im quiting my crappy fast food job.
WACKY BUT TRUE LAWS
In Bowman, California, a person can be arrested for VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!
In Port William, Ohio, it is against the law to IMPERSONATE A POLICE OFFICER!
In Boise, Idaho, it is unlawful to sell ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES without a LICENSE!
In Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, one can be arrested for having SEX with a CORPSE!
In Ambrose, Georgia, it is illegal to kill your SPOUSE and CHILDREN, even if you turn the gun on YOURSELF afterwards!
On this site, your not allowed to say "W****R!"
Latest Messages
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| *busy looking.... ummm, well, "busy"* | Aug 12, 2002 |
| The joke would be funnier | Aug 2, 2002 |
| Welcome! | Jul 13, 2002 |
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| Peer Review: A747678 - How to Fake an English Accent in a Chatroom | Jul 16, 2002 | Oct 7, 2004 |
| More words... | May 14, 2002 | Nov 12, 2002 |
| *busy looking.... ummm, well, "busy"* | Aug 12, 2002 | No Replies |
| more needed | Aug 4, 2002 | No Replies |
| Peer Review: A745067 - Dog Food | Jul 16, 2002 | Jul 17, 2002 |
Jimmy "The Fish" O'Conner
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