The pressure. The terror.
Writing something to introduce myself to the other sentient researchers. So much at stake. Better make myself look REAALY cool. Hmmmm, I can do that by avoiding slang and spelling mistakes. Right.
I am currently researching an elusive and reclusive creature, the Screen Break. I haven't seen one for years, so I'm calling out to everyone, no matter where you find yourself, keep an eye out.
They're very accomodating so I reccomend taking full advantage of them if you're lucky enough to meet one. Screens Breaks (or merely 'Breaks' as us experts call them) are reported regularly by members of the public, but they almost always turn out to be the common Fag Break. Don't make the mistake a then-junior researcher (who must remain nameless) made who chased after what he thought was a Screen Break, despite my assertion it was just a Fag. Turned out we were both wrong, and he ended up stoned as a civil rights lawyer.
After that warning, a tip for would-be Break finders. If you pay close attention to those around you, you may find Screen Breaks to be found in close proximity with the Friendly Flirt. But that's another entry.
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| Hola Dave!.. | May 21, 2002 |
| Greetings Dave... | May 17, 2002 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Thankyou | Nov 29, 2002 | No Replies |
| tour page down | May 30, 2002 | May 31, 2002 |
| Greetings Dave... | May 17, 2002 | May 17, 2002 |
| Updates? | May 15, 2002 | No Replies |
Nice Guy Dave
Researcher U193879
Entries
Most Recent Edited Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Disclaimer
h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."