h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner, quite unofficially*

Welcome to h2g2!

I'm one of the Guardian Angels around here, and we try to be of help to newcomers.

Feisor has an excellent entry for New Researchers found here:
<./>A719840</.>

If you're looking for a way to spice up your user page, try this: <./>A690518</.>

Please do not hesitate to ask me if you have any questions!
Just hit the 'Reply' button!

Gosh, I feel all excited and tingly... I feel like it's my first day at college and one of the older, prettier students has said something kind.

I head off down the unfamiliar corridors, bound to get lost, but quite happy about it.

You can trust me that I'm smiling... Smileys can wait awhile - I haven't touched a ML in over six years!

bye-bye!

Well, this place can be a bit overwhelming - have you tried the <./>h2g2tour</.> yet? It gives you a pretty good picture of h2g2!

As for smileys - well, you can always use them in conversations...