h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can tell *makes a not very enthusiastic attempt to escape*

so

Will you do it for me then

*fiddles with the key to the

*Wanders through in her pyjamas and wrapped in a blanket*


aAaaCCccchhhHHHooOOO!


Eeerruugggh! *sniff*


*looks at Jack lying on the floor*..... *coughs*.... Hello...


*looks at Cal...hello darling .... *cough cough*... *sniff*

*wriggles*

Err hello lil

yes I'll do it unchain me quick! </>

*twiddles the key*


*unlocks Jack*

Thankyou

*moves away from lil*



please hurry or I'll be ill again</>

*s to the motmv lab*

*blows smoke at lil*

*regains conscienness and tries to dig her and mizz p ut of the hole*

*s in, dumps his crate on the place where mizzp and nicky are buried and grins*

There you are sweetheart, exploding branflakes!

*prepares a special breakfast for lil*



*sits her at the table and feed her the bran flakes*

*s to hide behind the sofa*

Tick


tick


tick



BOOOOOOM

Well thats the redecorating done



Essence of lil

pink, red and green

I think thats my colour

I think that cleared my sinuses!!

*still carries on trying to dig herself out of the hole, though she has decided she is going to leave mizzp in the hole as she isnt helping*

*goes out side and cements over the lawn*