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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
I get the feeling that is going to be one really, really, really long list.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
it's finding the time to write it 
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
I have to make time to write anything.
I have answered my phone with "Whose hair is on fire? No one? You want to sell me what useless thing at an outrageous price?" *CLICK*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
ahh don't have that problem I only have a fax, so it they call they get that whistling at them
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
No fax, the only thing whistling over my phone would be me whistling "Dixie".
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
There's lyrics too... in case you don't want to just whistle "Dixie".
Southrons, hear your country call you!
Up, lest worse than death befall you!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Lo! All the beacon-fires are lighted,
Let all hearts be now united!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Advance the flag of Dixie
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
To Arms! To Arms!
And conquer peace for Dixie
To Arms! To Arms
And conquer peace for Dixie
Hear the Northern thunders mutter!
Northern flags in South winds flutter!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
Send them back your fierce defiance!
Stamp upon the accursed alliance!
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
that reminds me of "the charge of the light brigade"
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
By Alfred Tenynson?
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
Tennyson
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
I'll google it.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
tis good and worth the effort
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
Found it.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
see what did you think
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
Nice
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
What else should I google, while I'm there?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 17, 2005
ooohhhh
the Raven
By Edgar Allen Poe
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 17, 2005
I have the complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe. Rather cheering on otherwise bleak days.
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- 1782: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 17, 2005)
- 1783: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (May 17, 2005)
- 1784: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 17, 2005)
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