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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Apr 30, 2005
http://www.hungrymonster.com/FoodFacts/Food_Facts.cfm?Phrase_vch=Chocolate&fid=9111
Given that: Caffeine
makes you more alert, 
contains a chemical that causes a sense of euphoria and hot peppers cause the release of endorphins... then the ideal food would be a mocha covered chili pepper.
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Apr 30, 2005
Yep, the only obstacle in that plan is getting someone to eat it.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 2, 2005
*blinks*
maybe they'll be fooled because of the chocolate, maybe they can make a chocolate tasting chili
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 3, 2005
I have a recipe for brownies that calls for chopped jalapeno to be added to the batter.
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 4, 2005
Don't worry about it. I wouldn't make you eat them. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 4, 2005
thank god for that 
*shivers*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 4, 2005
I only make stuff for people that I think they might like. I'm not one for trying to get people to "experiment" with new stuff to prove a point.
Well, except for this one RL friend who has no problem with being a victim for that sort of thing.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 4, 2005
ahhhh this would be one of your strange friends then
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 4, 2005
There is only one RL friend that approximates normal.
All the rest are strange, and quite proud of that.
This particular friend has pounced me with a few of her kitchen experiments. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 4, 2005
*hides back under the desk just in case*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 4, 2005
I thought we were still hiding in the closet.
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 4, 2005
I think so, for the last couple of pages...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2005
I did wonder where all these clothes had come from
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 5, 2005
There would be more clothes in here, if I didn't have the cedar wardrobe on the other side of the room.
Would you rather hide under the desk?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 5, 2005
it might be a better idea
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted May 5, 2005
Ok, as long as we don't forget the sign.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 6, 2005
*opens the door a little*
it looks very scary out there </>
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- 1681: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Apr 30, 2005)
- 1682: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Apr 30, 2005)
- 1683: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Apr 30, 2005)
- 1684: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 2, 2005)
- 1685: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (May 3, 2005)
- 1686: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 4, 2005)
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- 1694: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 4, 2005)
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