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Post 941

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

I didn't ask.

Kind of afraid some of them might answer.


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Post 942

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*puts down the jar and moves as far away as possible from it*


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Post 943

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

What's the matter?

They can't be all that dangerous. The glass hasn't dissolved.


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Post 944

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

well

I'm just not taking any risks


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Post 945

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Oh.

I wonder how those jars got in here, in the first place.


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Post 946

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

might have something to do with thoses legs


*watches one of the Jars stand up and walk across the desk*


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Post 947

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Hey, if they can do that... what are the odds of them going out for a pizza?


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Post 948

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*still looking at the jar*

maybe you should ask it


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Post 949

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Is it growling or purring?


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Post 950

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*pokes it with a pencil*

who can tell?


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Post 951

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

*watches as the jar returns the poke*

My guess would be growling.


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Post 952

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*wonders if he should have brought his bardge pole with him*


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Post 953

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

*tickles jar just below the lid*


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Post 954

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*blinks*


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Post 955

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

It seems to like being tickled.


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Post 956

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

think you can train it?


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Post 957

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

Possibly, I have trained quite a few strays before.

Train it for what, though?


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Post 958

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

ninja attack


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Post 959

Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.}

I'll tame them, but you might have to train them.


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Post 960

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - erm


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