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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
Somewhere on this site is the description of that week.
Only, I can't remember who I subjected to that.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
I don't think they would have minded
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
I hope they din't mind.
That is going to bug me all day. I remember writing the list. I remember the aspirin and other stuff being offered.
Only, I can't remember who had to wade through that. I left a perfectly good rant somewhere, and I can't find it. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
who would be the most likely person to get it
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
I remember one of the people who replied... and we had a lot of shared threads.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
see if you can trace it back from there then
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
While looking for that rant, I found a few others.
Bagheera got the rant about car salesmen.
Someone suggested I either shoot the car or the salesman.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
I'd have gone for the salesman
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
At that point, I would have let you.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
I could have hit him over the head with one of these training manuals </>
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
That salesman still works there...
One of those manuals that you were throwing on the fire? Wouldn't it be worse to make him read it?</>
*looks at large stack of Feb. reports*
*reports stare back*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
ummmm
now that might be an idea
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
I think you should try that idea.</>
*hides under desk to avoid Feb. reports*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
*tries to pick the most boring manual*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
*gets comfy under the desk*
Would you like some 
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
Here you go...
Is there anything else that would make you happy?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
thank you not especially
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Feb 15, 2005
ok
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 15, 2005
*munches on the
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