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Scandrea

Hi smiley - smiley

I tried to apply for a position in the health club, but something's either funny with the computer, or the application page!

So, I thought I'd let you know here- I want to be a personal trainer. My qualifications are that I survived field camp, and trudging up and down mountains will get anyone into shape! Failing that, I could always lead nature hikes or soemthing...

Thanks!


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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Hello welcome

Please take a seat

I'm very sorry about the lost of your application form but with all this red tape *points to the large amount of red tape covering his desk* well it could be just about anywhere.

Now them let me see ummm, trugged up and down mountains you say, which ones ben nevis, mount everest, K9?


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Post 3

Scandrea

smiley - blush

Nothing quite that tall, but they were still mountains- Iron Mountain and Mount Nemo in South Dakota, the Seminoe Resevoir area in Wyoming, and I did my fair share of walking around the top of the Bighorns as well!


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Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Ringht that sounds good enough for me. you need to start your own thread for a gym or what ever and heres some flyers to hand out *shoves some of the red tape off his desk to reveal a pile of flyers advertising the health farm* oh and there's a sign here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1656441?thread=469886&latest=1 if you want to but that on your home page. Now payment is twice yearly, at a rate of 1 troglodite per 2 days. Any questions?


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Post 5

Scandrea

How much is that in Moxons?


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Post 6

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*gets out his currency converter*

Umm let me see

*lots of mutterings, pessing of buttons and caluation*

About 1000000,0000000 moxons a month


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Post 7

Scandrea

Good, good! I'll set up the gym as soon as I get a creative impulse!


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Post 8

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Good Good

*shows her out of the office before she can change her mind*


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Post 9

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*goes to see how construction on the gym is going*


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Post 10

Scandrea

*Walks in covered in drywall dust.*

Construction is back on schedule! We've just had a few... shipping problems.

*cough*


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Post 11

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - cool


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