h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Afternoon, sorry about this but Raven was saying how good you were on the codey guidey stuff and I was hoping for some advise. A while back during the elections I put a big vote for Seraphina banner on my ps and now I can't work out how to get rid of it! Whatever I try just throws error mesages at me till I have to go for a lie down in a darkened room
Wouldn't mind swapping it for a big black and red dragon or summat but really I'd just like it to go away!
Help me out and I'll give you a.

Ellie.

ok not to worry I'll have a look for you

ok pop by here and let me know if thats to your liking A17824944

That's seriously beautiful! Want! Now! Gimme!












please.

ok completely delete all the code you currently have on your page, and copy and paste the code below onto your page instead.





Um. hello. thought I should write something as it seems rude not to. Love that bit at the top, hello eloisa/I'm not eloisa. That is actually how I feel most mornings! Who was it that said "I feel sorry for people who dont't drink, imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that was the best you were going to feel all day". Don't know why I put little quote marks around that as it wasn't a direct quote. Can't stand these people who make little air quotes when they talk. Deeply pretentious, need slapping. Gosh this is a a bit like talking to an answering machine where you waffle on and on and on making no sense whatsoever and then have to call back to leave the information you actually phoned up to give (which you have now written down in the form of a little monologue so you don't go to pieces next time the damn thing goes BEEEEEP). Or is that just me. Anyway I am far too old, completely computer illiterate and generally intolerant of other people. I specialize in thinly veiled sarcasm, experimental cookery and a dazzling ineptitude at any of the practical aspects of life. Will someone please tell me how to make this more interesting?

I done it. I is feeling very clever.


Here's your.

Thankyou, that's lovely, I shall go and show off a bit now!

Could I learn how to do that myself?

sure

The badge you had on there had quite alot of code to it, so at a guess I don't think you were completely deleting all the code for it and thats why you kept getting the error messages

Actually, I kept deleting some bits from the top that I noticed were also at the bottom so I left them in. Think that makes sense, not particularly technical!

did you delete these tags?









Please the page will not work without both those opening and closeing tags.

Thems the ones! I kept knocking those out which could explain why it wouldn't play!

if you need any help just let me know

Dangerous thing to say, I'll hold you to that!

I really don't mind and it helps to keep me out of mischief

Oh that seems a shame. I always feel one should embrace mischief not hide from it!

oh it's not me, it's others who don't like it

Well, don't give it to them!

Ungrateful gits. Save it for those who'd apreciate it.

people appreciate mischief?

Abso-blinking-lutely. Mischief and footrubs!