h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, my sister gave it to me as a Christmnas - she knows i After Eight.
YAou can have it if...
(you know the conditions, they're written in the small print )
You now have a couple of hours to sleep over it, because I'm on my way to
Goodnight Cal.

Trying to bribe an Alien with After Eights, you should be ashamed

Hey, I'm an alien myself, remember? If the KLlingon half in me won, I'd be violent

Oh, you can avoid this fate - just tell me what i want to know

nothing can make me tell

I see a chqange in your tagline - so good news then?
Did he wake to tell his sister off for poking him so much?
I'm really happy for Raven and all his friends and family who worried so much.

I'll pass that on

Thank you.
Do you have any resolutions for this year, like not telling me what I want to know?

no I don't make them

Great- so then you can tell me
I never make any, either, can't see the sense of this, one year is as good or bad as any other year.

nope not telling

that won't work either *hands you a hankie*

I've tried , violence,
what will work?

nothing I'm a hard nut to crack

we may as well change the subject and talk about my blatant over use of the exclamation mark

Btw, I've got a huge nutcracker


http://www.nussknackerhaus.com/images/Steinbach%20Photos/S1762_New.jpg

now can he crack nuts? or is he just a nice decoration?

I don't really know, my brother tried to crack a walnut with it, but apparently, the nut was too big, so it didn't work. We didn't bother trying hazelnuts.

I am assuming it came with a set of nutcrackers then