h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh good, I can start throwing things at you again, and when I say things I mean ideas, of course

Goody, how 'bout ideas for parakeet names?

How about Percy, Percy the Parakeet!!!

What if it's a girl?

Peatrice, Betty the parakeet!!!

Thanks! What about a black and/or white kitten? (Boy or girl)

Sox is always a great name for a kitten that has different coloured feet. I used to call my cat 'now', because he used to make a 'now' sort of sound. It also saved some breath, 'come here, now'. 'Come and get your din-dins, now'

'Now' was great !!!

I heard another funny American joke recently:

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory and nano-technology

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, and guns

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya ... gonna ... vote . for . Bush .. again???"

that was great!!! i'm gonna be moving sometime in the next 5 days so i might not reply to much. just wanted to warn you. ^^;

Oh good, are you moving far???

I'm still gonna be in the same county, just a different neighborhood! It's really exciting!!!

Yeah, sounds it remember to take everything including the lightbulbs and the curtain rails, just to annoy the person who uses to house after you. It's a tradition...

We can't, we currently live with my grandma. The house we choose is huge!!!! I haven't seen it yet. But the way mom and dad describe it, i like it already!

Thats a lot of exclaimations, how many rooms has it got???

To many rooms to count, it's a duplex that needs work. Plus we're gonna convert the attic into a bedroom for me!!

So it's got lots of rooms but your sleeping in the rafters with the spiders.

No, I'm sure it would look nice & cosy once it's had some work done to it!!!

You bet!!! i can't wait till we can start working on it!! i'm going to have a lot of fun turning the attic into my own personal cave!

*imagines bats*

Have you chosen what colour your going to have yet???

Depends on whats allowed, i hope for pitch black! Glow-in-the-dark paint shows up better on black!

Yeah but you'll end up walking into things!!!