h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes a deep breath to yell echo but ends up coughing from the dust* "this place really needs a dusting..."

That isn't dust, it's hyper-pan-dimensional soil!!!

- I don't know what that means but it sounds good!!!

It still needs to be dusted, to the duster!

Yeah, stupid duster, what am I paying it for? Get to w*rk!!!

*kicks duster in a menacing manner*

*duster immediately jumps up and gets to work* care for some ?

Yes, *eats *

now, we can just sit back and relax as the duster does the work for us!

*duster packs in, takes industrial action, sets up a picket line holding a placard and sits next to a steel drum with a fire inside*

Duster: We want better working conditions!!!

Uh....Ask AA, I'm just kid!!

Ahh. But you must learn about politics one day Vulpix, it's better to learn it from your crazy English friends than from someone respectable & responcable!!!

???

Does it have three pounds of sugar?

That's quite a lot of sugar!!!

>.> <.< Really?

Well actually I was going to tell the punchline but you're probabily a bit young to understand, so I'll tell some childish ones:

A man walks into a bar with a fish around his neck
He walks up to the barman and says "Do you have any fishcake?"
"Why?" asks the barman
"It's his birthday"

Curses, I get that all the time...eh, oh well. the joke is funny! I'm turing 14 in 7 days, so, I really should grow up a tinsy, insy, bit...

Oh...happy birthday, I think I was fourteen when I first joined h2g2. Just shows how long I've been here:

*old woman mode* Ey up, back in my day h2g2 cost tupence a minute and it took an hour to open a page. Now what have you young 'uns got, we did'nt have any of this broadband back in my day, you young 'uns don't know how good you've got it!!!

My dad does that to...

You make me sound old

You're not old, actually. my dad is though, he's gonna turn 50 this year.