h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning Intern

how are you this fine moning

manda

goodmorning mr manda

im very good thanks was just looking around the new software/layout of t/w

how are you and mrs manda keeping well i hope

We are well

I have a day of work today, so I am going to be busy
have to go and see the son, fix the car, do the shopping, I will be glad to get back to work

manda

yeh mate dont sit to long mrs manda will wonder why you are not doing the washing mate and look for you whip in hand

I was at home once and Mrs manda was at work, she phoned up up from work and ask if I was ok, I said that I was board, she suggested that I do the washing up.
I said "I AM NOT *THAT* BOARD"

manda

what you like mate

Well you have to enjoy life don't you

Like when the doctor said I was over weight, He said I have to take up a sport to get fit
So I took up fishing and I have never looked back

manda

yeh thats very true you do have to enjoy life

is fishing a sport

well I have seen world fishing contests on eurosport, so thats good enough for me
(but I have also seen advertisments for durex on there as well. and I don't think thats a sport )

manda

so much you could say but probably bee yiked

a cat has jumped from the garage and on the roof oposite and walking up the roof
its a good job im not ozzy osboarn flash backs arrrggghh sharon its happerning again

manda

I'm fairly certain I don't have eurosport here. However, from the scientific point of view, the non-sport associated with durex is probably a lot healthier than fishing. Apparently the amount of foreplay is very important and those who keep it brief are missing out on the full benefit. The key factors are energy expenditure being fairly high, exercising many muscles and having a raised heart-rate followed by relaxation.

yep, that sounds like fishing alright
manda

hi manda
so this is what you do on your day off ===== sex lessons ==== not much work getting done thought you were going to be busy lmpo
ive just finished putting the last of my bulbs in so i can lock the back door till next spring now and watch them growing from the window
looking forward to getting my photo of you
ive not got your address send it in email please
and get the work done and help angie
n s jinty

Hello Manda, SEF, Jinty and Intern I hope you are keeping well. I have been having not only problems with my keyboard (I think it is due to the fact I have been drinking next to it but I have been getting very sore and stiff finger which makes using any sort of keyboard more difficult to use as it takes me alot longer to post anything. I am going to see the s for a blood test tomorrow to see why I have been getting so much pain.

Jinty there is someone at my French classes who looks exactly like you. She is very good at speaking French.

kat

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foreplay in fishing dont think ill ask

It's probably when you waggle the rod around a bit, get out the bait or have a quick nibble.

PS Having had a look through the channels I find that one of the ones which I didn't ask for but randomly come and go is claiming to be British Eurosport at the moment. I haven't seen any sign of fishing though. Previously I've seen tennis or cycling in passing.

Its when me and Mrs manda play with my pole before we start fishing

British Eurosport is one of the channels that that you don't have to pay for, I think fishing is only on once a year as it is the world champion ships

manda

Intern I thought foreplay was something you did in tennis .

I remember the advert about fishing, there was this man fishing and he went into a book shop and asked for a book on fly fishing by JR Hartley. It was a yellow page ad.

kat

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but i could be wrong