Moi
Alright, let's see.....
Out of all the hundreds of thousands of Researchers on this frankly amazing online community, I am unique in that I am a large goldfish. You heard me right, and I refuse to apologize for what I am. I realized I was different from my, let's face it, braindead bretheren when I was one day seized by a violent and immense hatred of the plastic diver that shared my bowl. With considerable effort, I constructed a crude suspension bridge out of gravel, and ousted the offending decoration, leaving me the sole lord of my bowl. From there, my thirst for conquest only grew, and it was only a matter of time until my "owner" was taking my commands and spreading my evil will. At the current date, my misanthropic influence hangs like an unescapeable shroud over nearly three blocks of Manalapan, New Jersey! FEAR ME, MEWLING HUMAN SCUMPODS!!! MUAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
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Alright, it's only three blocks. In a Jersey Suburb. But that's pretty good, isn't it? I mean, for a goldfish, anyway? I'm still working on it, ya know. My sights are currently set on the local Dunkin Doughnuts, which will shortly service my realm with unlimited pastry-related goodness. UNLIMITED!!!
More info to come as my power grows, or when I simply become bored.
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| What? No 'Towel' Smiley? | Apr 15, 2002 | Dec 28, 2003 |
| Bouncy Castle | Apr 15, 2002 | Dec 17, 2002 |
| In Lifeguard Tower | Apr 15, 2002 | Apr 15, 2002 |
| hello | Apr 15, 2002 | Apr 15, 2002 |
| Hoy! | Apr 15, 2002 | No Replies |
Abraham Grayson and his Traveling Flea Factory
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