h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and welcome to h2g2. My name is Solnushka and I am one of the volunteer ACEs, which basically means that I flit around greeting new researchers like yourself, spelling really badly in the process and helping out wherever I can.

I'll try not to pay it any mind, but it's rather difficult cos now you got me intreigued (however that is spelt). Oh wait: this is reverse pschology innit?

Anyway if you have any questions, please do hit the reply button below and ask away. Go on, you know you want to... Here are a couple of links in the meantime, but feel free to ignore them if you have already found them. Or just ignore them :

Ask h2g2, where you can ask anything except 'What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?': <./>Askh2g2</.>

The h2g2 newspaper, The Post, which as well as neing a hugely entertaining read also has pages of usful links, including one to all sorts of clubs, gangs, societies and cliques you can join here: <./>ThePost</.>

Dante... devine Comdey... right?!

tube, you are sharp. I don't doubt thats what he means. He's read it before... better than I fared. Oh, and Poet... A417791. I know you like radio head. look here...

Am I missing something?

you might...

So... what...?

Just abandon all hope to understand this ye who post here...

* laughs evilly *
You can never comprehend the workings of this man... we learned together side-by-side, and he even still astounds me.

Well, this is a new form of torture Remarkably effective too...

Ah... and for those of us who missed the entry before it was deleted...

*contemplates abasing herself and pleading*