h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brings a whole new meaning to something beng, "S**t Hot"

thought you'd all like that one

BureauGris is not a member of the Ministry - although I did offer

So he isn't bound by the posting rules

To be frank, I'm just pleased that someone is still chatting in Ministry threads

Some of the Disciples seem to have deserted us a little

Thanks for shareing the microwave story

Next time and subsequent times, I will endeavour not to move my bowels in the direction of the kitchen appliances



The Minister

What were the posting rules again?

End every sentence with a

New sentences on a new line

Was that it?

What black cats

And wasent there one about no punctuation

And one about only the smiley and no others

DD#3

yes

and there was someone who had dispensation not to use the becasue her goo was black not blue

FABT

As I said before, WHAT black cat smiley

* giggles *

The one that looks like a

are you in goo?

try swithing to alabaster for a sec....delete the bit in the address bar that says classic and put alabaster instead

you will notice a gerat change!

at work all i see is a greasy looking patch on thje screen and i only know it's a cat because i checked in alabaster

now i have a new computer at home and it's really clear!

#12DD

oh, you are in goo. well, i guess you could try fiddling with your mopnitors settings.....

*switches to Alabaster*

Oh I see what you mean. I can't see the black cat things in goo.

*switches off the nasty white and green thing*

You guys just don't know the rules

There isn't no punctuation, just no full stops

You're all supposed to end your posts with your Dark Disciple number and a

Or possibly the abbreviation DD#XX

Where XXis your number

I end my posts with "The Minister" coz they're my rules



The Minister

* giggles *

Sorry MInister

DD#3

That's OK



The Minister <blackcat

Thank you Minster

* tugs forelock *

DD#3

Thank you for reminding us of the rules which are very important for reasons that have seemed to slip our minds momentarily

DD#16 (I hope)

Catwoman - I don't believe we've met



The Minister

Lies! All lies!