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Detective Armani Posted Jun 21, 2002
Cats look so funny when they`re wet though
I think it`s worth the risk
DD#9
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GreyDesk Posted Jun 21, 2002
And then you can pop them in the microwave to dry off 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jun 21, 2002
yeuck - that would make a mess
DD#3 
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Detective Armani Posted Jun 22, 2002
Methinks someone has watched Gremlins too many times
DD#9
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Minister Of Black. The Knight of Night, Lord of the High Tower Posted Jun 22, 2002
When I saw the comment about popping them in the microwave I hadn't seen who posted it - my guess was right though
The Minister
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GreyDesk Posted Jun 22, 2002
Well you could try the grillpan. Thats a much more low fat option 
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Catwoman Posted Jun 23, 2002
Hamsters do well in microwaves if they're soggy, but only cos this is the 22nd century
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Minister Of Black. The Knight of Night, Lord of the High Tower Posted Jun 25, 2002
Do what well?
The Minister
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GreyDesk Posted Jun 25, 2002
Speak French, unlike what we are allowed to do here nowadays 
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Catwoman Posted Jun 25, 2002
I can't speak French, but I can listen to it and understand the odd word
It helps when you're watching Eddie Izzard
Hamsters get warmed up and defrosted well in microwaves, by "well" I mean they don't explode or die or anything, but I must stress that this is only because it's the 22nd century
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Minister Of Black. The Knight of Night, Lord of the High Tower Posted Jun 30, 2002
I thought it was the second year of the 21st century....
The Minister
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Catwoman Posted Jul 2, 2002
Hmmm
Only in the very specific sense of "the truth"
If you happen to be inhabiting the 21st century I'd wait a while before I tried to put any hamsters in microwaves
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Catwoman Posted Jul 2, 2002
Bad Guru
Just because you are a disher-out of wise advice doesn't mean you can't take advice when it is given
Or were you just warming up a meal for your 
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GreyDesk Posted Jul 2, 2002
No it was all an unfortunate accident. I had the hamster on roast rather than defrost with tragic results 
*picks bits of fur off of the ceiling*
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Minister Of Black. The Knight of Night, Lord of the High Tower Posted Jul 3, 2002
Bon Jour Bureau Gris,
Porquoi avez vous changed votre name to something avec un peut de Francaise, Mon Ami?
I hope I made myself clear.... otherwise I'll have to....
S..P..E..A..K.. ...... S..L..O..W..L..Y.. ..... A..N..D.. ..... S..H..O..U..T
In good British tradition, when conversing with Johnny foreigner
The Minister
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GreyDesk Posted Jul 3, 2002
It was over the "no postings in foreign languages" spat of last week.
Now that it is all over, I find myself quite attached to the French translation so it will stay as it is for a while yet
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Jul 3, 2002
i haven't been by this post in a while and disciplin has gone to pot!
what happened to all the posting rules?
by the way, on the subject of microwaves
dont put a pooh in and heat it up
some poeple did that at college and they got in lots of trouble and to pay for a new microwave
and it smelt really bad
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