Me And A Milkshake Says, "Hello"
I think that my favorite part of my user identification is the fact that it is grammatically incorrect. Yay!
I like bottles. They are pretty. In New York, there is a glass bottle museum. I want to go there. That is my new career interest: glass making. Too bad I don't have much dexterity. I'd destroy everything I'd make. Oh well. It's... antiqued.
I've no spelling skills, (if you haven't noticed) but that's never stopped me before! Homophones are not our friends, kids. They are evil, in fact. Once, in 1648 (the year after the great hampster revolution which was, thankfully, thwarted by Joseph the Annoying), the homophones started a holy war with the homographs. Everyone was in quite a pandemonium, then, for such use of the word "their" when you meant "they're" could spell your immediate and untimely death. The only thing saving the common people was the fact that many were illiterate.
But today, luckily, we do not have these evil fiends to fear! Ah, yes, I can now use the divine power of the sacred artifacts "spell-check" and "grammer-check" to save myself. All hail the all-powerful silicon lifeforce, IBM-Compatable!
Pssst! Bored? Look, bugs!
http://129.186.120.14/msie.html
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