h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I missed the witch burning thing, but was led to believe it was sabotage.

Nope..not when he goes around saying hes gona burn me



just let me persuade a running partner n we'll be the 'theyre not people theyre hippies' party

sabotage? a likely story

Im too bossy n power mad to be a vice president anyway

You can join my party Serephina, and be Foreign Minister. Mine appears to be the only party with a foreign policy, so we'll be needing a minister for that.

Smash the 2legs hegemony! Vote for me!

RF

Croz has already put me down as a candidate for the theyre not people theyre hippies party

Vote for me!

A5689335

Blimey, this us getting hard. The impeccable taste of RF, Fords' Scotch Egg pledge, 2legs' hedge-money & now a party called 'They're not people - they're hippies'. These are only the ones that have popped up in conversations and we haven't even got past the nominations yet!

**ahem**

B

but surely the choice is obvious

Yes. So would the rest of you mind standing down now? You've had your fun, but clearly I'm the only serious candidate.

Smash the 2legs hegemoney! Vote for me! A5656124

RF

Somehow, this is starting to get boring

Well lets liven iut up a bit.

A5689533

psst did you know RF wears ladies knickers?

Croz, the link to the nominations doesn't work, you missed to put the A before the number

Serephina wears John Major's y-fronts.

And she doesn't wash them before she puts them on.

RF

Actually its a well known fact that I choose not
to wear any pants at all

That's just a rumour that you deliberately spread to disguise the fact that you're wearing John Major's dirty underwear.

RF

But i have eye witnesses

Þ?

ho yus

vote for me!