h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you haven't tried it!

Got to go pressie shoppping at the weekend i love shopping!
but i hate toewn when its buisy!

I've got to go Christmas shopping tomorrow afternoon; get pressys and cards for people on my course, and get some stuff sorted out at the bank I still don't know what to get for most of the people on the course don't want anything too* big or heavy as it'l all have to be carted up to Bristol on train and I'll need to take laptop with me and suit and shirts and badgerpants and badgersocks and other stuff anyhow I think I've decided on a couple of pople, a couple of the guys on teh course enjoy drinking so I'll get them a bottle of spirits or something, that still leaves one other guy who doesn't really drink, don't know what on earth to get him and four girls, have an idea* on two of them, one likes drinking so might do a nice bottle of decent rioja or Claret and perhaps a small box of choc too, for the 'supprize stocking ' doobry we are doing that person I'm goin g to get chocs as thats just an easy cop out for me and I can't think of antyhign else was thinking about trying to get some stuff from Boots nice pampering type stuff that'd might be good for the other girls, but I just don't know Xmas is so stressful never used to be, cause I never used to relal y buy presents for many people Think I might order up some cheese online to get dilivered to my Dads for once I'm back, know he likes cheeese like I do that'd be a good pressy 'for the house', and I might get my Dad a one of those TV box digital doobry free to air thinggies

I've no clue what I'm getting anyone yet!I'll just see someing I tjink they'll like n buy it

wat I'll end up doing, I have 'one shot' at it tomorrow and then I won't have another chance relaly as I'm off on Sunday and I've got to become the leading worlds expert on the topic of 'diversity' and 'widening participiation' before the preentation on the course, and fnish portfolio and stuff so I've basically got to get everythign in as few shops as possibl;e I will go to boots, as theres a few things I want (think my electric razzor is dieing so I might buy a new one amongst other stuff I wnana get for me) and the wine merchants wher eI can get the booze from and probably I guess some other shop to get choc and cards oh and I need to find a jewlers to adjust my watch strap, needs a couple of links taken out

I'll be getting a few things for me too

Bought some straightening irons for my hair today..it looked gorgeous when she used them in the hairdressers when i had it cut the other week! n im prolly gonna have it professionally coloured n maybe some lowlights too before the meet

perhaps I should try to get my hair died 'badger style' ?

maybe not eh

Oooo you wond't love me if I had 'badgerhair'?

I don't love you anyway

but you said.... I know!

got told im more lechy than a builder today

by Whom?

one of the girls i work with..butshes the one always flashing the crack of her arse

and door number 2 is....

I did my gift shopping today and I've one gift left that I could have myself or give to someone with onte of the other gifts... its a box of choc what you recon

chocs you say?no one ever buys me chocs..'flutters lashes'
got a couple of pressies yesterday..a best of roxy music cd for my dad n a nice cardie n a slip thing for my grannystill loads to get though!
anyway..door number 3 is...

well, the extra present, the chocs have all but gone shared the boxx betwen me and lodger (it was his birthday) of course.... I can buy more box of choc for people

Oh you know what that means Serephina

that I think?

*pah, yuk, wipes 2legs drool of cheek*

I meant from Serephina