h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

im quite glad i missed out on uni now

Uni was good, I didn't* do a lot of things some of the younger students did, like remain totally incapible of cooking anything for three years I was one of the few students where I studied and in my halls who could cook proper* food and I think I dranik a lot more decent red wine and champign than the average students though I did spend a lot of time in the student bar, unlike a lot I did also* manage to hand work in on time and stuff

day 13...

Oi! where were you earlier? I Called you about.... oh some time before 9 I think can't be long till Christmas now can it?

sorry i nodded off

Oh that is alright then; I thought for one horrible* moment you might be out having fun only kidding I'm awful at sleeping through things, a kid shouting on the street will wake me up and phones are alsways a pretty dead cert to wake me wish I could sleep deeper

i sleep like the dead..apart from the snoring n fidgeting

'fidgiting' oh so thats* what you call it*

I'm going to have to go soon, gotta try and reformat my PDA see if I can get it working well, in a minute anyhow

day 14..

its a mince pie ok!

in rather a good mood tonight
just aquired a rather gorgeouscoat n saved myself £70 on one from the catalogue that wouldntve been half as nice!bout time i had some good luck!/'puts glittery santa hat back on'

Mince pies you I'm a bit peeved off today after having spent half the day on the phone achieving nothing and I didn't get the rest of the housework done either didn't relaly done anting yet might do a small stew for dinner

you can do my cleaning too if you wantthink ill do pork...oink oink..

'puts on rest of glittery santa outfit'

n what would you like for xmas little boy?

* sits on santas knee Well I could think of one or two things I'd like for Christmas.... I'm generally better at doing other peoples cleaning than my own I don't know why, I find it hard to get going on my own house sometimes, though I did do a pretty steady four or so hours cleanign yesterday, but I need to get sorted soon as going hom eon Sunday to fahters and need to pack clear spare room, get stuf forganised do things get some files to transfer from PC to laptops etc, and clean and stuf f loadsa time though

perv

yeeessss..... and.....?

youll warp my innocent little mind

*breaks down in hysterics

oi!'sulks'

Awww don't sulk I was only kidding sweatie!

so was i

day 15..