h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i am sooo pissed'giggle'hic..

'twiddles thumbs'

'scratches bum'

'does a silly dance n passes out under the mistletoe'

Oh mistletoe

its spikey..look'poke'

Hey! be careful where your pokin'

hello where's me kiss then

*stands hopefully under the *

sorry

hi hel

*stands under mistletoe I'm relaly relaly rahter pished and stohned you know? oh heck its getting late, i wonder if its time for a little dinner at 4 AM? wehadju tink? innit?

i told you..dont eat after 7

day 11 is../im bored..n in a bad mood!

But!;' ; 4 AM is before* 7 AM! watsup sweetie?

'rolls eyes'

im ok..just pissed off at last..finally told someone to f@ck off today

no need to ask whom this was I pressume well done ! well, I should* be eating by* 7 if my Biarani and nam bread turns up soon (yes it doesn't fit very* well into my diet but I've not any food in hardly, and this was about the healithiest take away I could think of, its gota be better than pizza or kebab hasn't it?)

much better!think ill prolly just have some cheese on toast or something

I'd nomrally* have ploughed straight through that big plate of rice chips and curry, but I couldn't eat even half of it well thats tomorrows breckfast or lunch or dinner sorted out

ewwwww

Hey! nopthing rong with a plate of curry cold curry mind for breckfast! actually I'll more likely have it for lunch or dinner

cold curry sounds completely disgusting!

It is, like cold kebab, an 'aquired' taste I had three years practise remember as an undergraduate