h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning I'm going to have to go 'outside' and get some cigarettes its cold here today

I had to be at the s early..n yup its cold!

I really ought to muster up the energy to go get dressed and head out to the shops with the doctor its when the weather turns cold like this it'd be nice to have someone to cuddle up to in bed

wouldn't it just!

Yes Now I'm beginning* to get sad, still not got reply to my txt's or message

At least it hasn't been nearly a week, yet you're told nothings wrong, but are totally blocked out n feel more unloved n rejected than you remember feling ever..

I don't know what to say

I know , sorry, bit of a rant there!

Naa; that wasn't even close to a proper* rant and understandable by the sound of it were you to have a good rant

I laready wondered about today's name tag -

howre you?

I'm alright, can I do something to distract you ?

*does a hand stand and fails falling in a crumpled heap did that distract you?

- for a moment - but did it distract Sereph ?

Maybe

Nearly as distracting as watching mushrooms, I guess

Ooo, those mushrooms; they are in the fridge at the moment; I can hear them talking, muttering plotting and planning, decetful little blighters, wait till you least expect it, then leap out of the saucepan and try to strange you

Strangle me ?
I'd better watch them then

Quite and I'm going to be killing some of the little things tongiht in few moments when I begin cooking, I'll fry some of them in boiling oil