h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Damn things get everywhere

There as bad as the badgers!

only monkier

and less badger-like, of course

Spose we could always catch one n paint a white stripe on it ..

That would make it a lemur.

RF

oh..ok

theres me innocently trying to amuse myself out of some poorly induced grumpiness n freedy has to come along n shatter my illusions..

'pokes him'

freddy even

That's me...froody freedy Freddy!

RF

'pokes him again'

Ahh I see.... I think.... oh no... I don't.... I'm conuffseeesd,... confussed.....

*knicks 2legs' drink*

,wah>

*waters the monkeyss with it*

Monkeys? Badgers? Hmm, what would happen if a lady badger was stepping out with a male monkey, they wine, they dine, they have a couple of bottles of Buckfast...?

not..monadgers!

*pulls out his hip flask
*gulp*
*gulp*

Badkeys?

Help! the Badkeys are after me!