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I've just been reminded that its customary before one gets married to have a final fling...any takers then?

Oh!.. Didn't you mean that type of fling?

no but its probably the best offer i'm likely to get

*giggles*

I will help you with your final fling, first you need to tell me how far you would like your fling to go?

*unpacks the bagpipes and readies himself for the Highland Fling*

*remembers that I can't play bagpipes*

*remembers that nobody can play the bagpipes*

I always thought the bagpipes was a torture intstrument

I would use a harp rather than bagpipes, to woo you for this fling, but I'm still not sure how much of a fling it will be?????

Ooh, ooh, ooh, Mr Peveley, Mr Peveley, Mr Peveley!

Can't play the bagpipes, but can play the canter thingy-malarky (many years on the penny whistle doncha know) If someone wants to inflate me bag...

I thought you were the bag mags ...

Yo Maggie!!


Long time, no see!

Buggarface!

I'll have you know I was a................................................


'ooh look a beautiful '

*gets distracted*

*tries to recompose*

"Too much voddy" comes the cry

*mags collapses in a heap*

utterly butterly

You've got lilitis.. everyone is catching it..

Is there a cure?


preview is my friend

*pokes herself in the eyes*

I've tried that too.. but it doesn't always work..

Ooh, go on then... I'm game. I didn't have a final fling meself so I've got a bit of catching up to do!

Anybody care to explain what a final fling is? I got an idea, but not too sure.

Is it something like that song, The Final Countdown?....