h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Someone tell me the punchline and the joke!

what joke is that?

?

I don't know, i can't remember it!

search, search as if ur life depends on it!

also, do you know how, or where the codes are for doing certain stuff on h2g2, like the code to put on ur page, so when someone comes onto it, it says their name?

Ford said: "I had a week off recently, but the Benylin helped"

EV: "Boom boom"

Ford: "Is that a cake or a meringue?

*waits to see if any non-Scottish people will get fords's last two posts*"

and i've tried sayin "cake or meringue"in a sean connery accent, but still don't get it

eeerrrr.....?

say sit on my chair, with sean connery accent


also, say beer can, without saying bacon in a jamacian accent

yeah i know thati know that!!!!









































oh, you wanna know?
ok, its called a viewer tag, if you stick in, then it'll happen

oh i know!!!! i was told the beer can a bit ago,

"beer can"

thanx! yea, it was reeves and mortimor on red nose day. they are funny. you know little britain?

Right, week off = wee cough

Is it a cake or a meringue? = Is it a cake or am ah wrang? (This is a hard one, you have to say it in a Glasgow accent)

i do not know

I know I went to bed, but one of the kitties woke me up playing with a toy mouse!!

See the jokes are still flying then!!

Hello Holly, nice to meet you

No, you're right - it's a cake.

That was the punchline.

hello, its nice to meet you too! you have a kitten how sweet. im thing of getting a puppy and a kitten in the next few months, as i miss my doogy so, anyway, how are you?

Holly

Kitty is actually a cat, well actually two cats. They are about 5 years old now. Can't be precise - they were both rescue cats.

Both are very loveable

aaww, i love animals, if i could have done, i probably would have worked with them. so what do you do?

Sit here and play silly games on the computer

yep, as do i! or just hand out s......

Sorry, i nodded off

is that it? i dunno , jock humour

Tracey dear, you'd drink dishwater if i told you it was alcholic!

Come back anytime 'lil' ..though why you ant to with this load of nutters i'm not quite sure