h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My pants are wet

I am an lil, i have the wings n halo to
prove it.. Tracey's just a tart

Yeah, a Bakewell tart and you're not getting any this time!

2legs, have you peed your pants?

I am usually an but the little in me pops up occassionaly!

n what you think you gonna do with 'my' bakewells hmm?

shhhhh don't tell anyone but i only applied for a saintship cos i thought the wings would have extra mischief potential shhhh

Saints don't have wings, you daftie

Mmm, tarts Wet my pants!? Please.... my laundry still hasn't dried, and I want to pack my bag as I am traeling younder tomorrow why isn't there a

Where you off to?

yeah where yu off to?

I have always wondered about the saint/wings thing but who am i to argue!

Temp, try the red bull....

I've never tried redbull y'know..is it nice?

If you have it with vodka, it kind of drowns out the taste

The Wings aren't expensive as buying Angel/Saints Wings

..of the vodka or the redbull?

i'm not much of a vodka drinker..whiskys much nicer

You've never had Red Bull? Really?

it drowns out the red bull

I'm a vodka or bacardi person. though i like rum too

I prefer a nice glass of Chardonnay myself

I'll drink anything apart from Guinness and gin