h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey, thats my pig!

Who's pig is this? No, really, who's pig?

La Cucaracha the pig!

I turn you into a *pig*! A *pig*, I say! (rolls batteries)

a pig! oh i'm a pig now!

My pants are in the washing machine

I'm wearing mine

it's normal to wear pants isn't it?


or have i been making a huge mistake the whole of my life?

I think you'll find you've been making a huge mistake all your life

Depends on where you're wearing them. (hint: head=wrong)

also depends on the kind of pants you wear too

I'm a sad git!
Just been to toilet and started singin "my pants are cool, pink pants pink pants, my oink pants are coollll, pink pants pink pants, pink pants are triumphant"

Did i say that out loud?!

mwha ha ha! no one is hereeeee, the thread is alll minneee, dum dum dum pink pants pink pants

oooh, need a sit down now

?

Don't mind if i do actually, thankyou very much

you're very welcome, would you like the contents of my hole puncher?

very much so! would you mind throwing them over me while i sing my pink pants song and dancing?

of course i wouldn't mind!