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Asda smell

not only is my shopping late but i ordered one steak pie not two chicken ones you spacemonkeys! last weekl we were inundated with unordered loo roll! do they ever get it totally right? their substitute items smell too.



I have too much time on my hands n sound like lilly savage after 50 fags where the shite that was on my chest has all moved into my throat..i'd write an entry but am all out of inspiration..give me some ideas for ones that need doing n i might enjoy?!

my ears itch

Entry Inspiration?

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meh

What's it means when your ears itch ?
Is it the same as...
When the palms of your hand itch ?

Left for love
Right for spite.


You give with your left hand and
take with your right.

i thought that was when your ears burn

What is it when you get heartburn then?

painful

Indigestion from too many chicken pies. Usually followed by diarrhoea, which will be helped by the extra loo roll you didn't order. See, Asda are telepathic.

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zdt

with 2 males in the house the loo roll goes surprisingly quickly anyway!

why do men use so much toilet paper? n dont say cos they have bigger bums
i actually got a really good idea for a little entry yesterday at witchfest..lionel fanthorpe told a story about a haunted public loo in norwich! its proving a git to research though

when your ears burn is when people are talking about you.

My daughter uses internet shopping and she says you can request "no substitutes"

I wouldn't have the patience with their systems, and anyway, I like browsing and grabbing bargains from yesterday's leftovers

same here but asda is quite a way from me. my mum usually takes us over or picks it up for us but their car is being repaired as some idiot decided to smack into them

Shopping came today

and Asda still smell

gonna try tesco next week

Go on then, which pies did you get this time?

Pies were fine , was the white sauce, sphagheti , coke n belgian buns
that they got wromg

What did they bring instead? Red sauce, lasagne, smack and Dutch pancakes?

RF

almost

Ah, you've had the Asda home delivery experience too then?

They really are completely pants, I used them a half dozen or so times, and each and every time they were late, I had several items missing from my orders, anything fresh had a use by date of the day of the delivery, items missing I'd been charged for, every tin dented etc, etc, so yes, they smell.

I've always found Tesco to be consistently good, I've only had cause to contact them once with 1 missing item, which they refunded without any hassle.

I tesco. They are fairly reliable and the drivers usually cheerful
Sainsburys not so good.
Substitutions are usually fun from tesco

You get cheerful drivers too?

Mine tend to be in a proper grump after carrying all the big heavy things I ordered...up two flights of stairs to my flat on the second floor

I opt for the no substitutions thing, far safer.