h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well apparently so. However I can't edit a story I've written to remove a bit which was 'borrowed' from a Mel Brookes film and replace it as the profanity filter stops me despite all the swearing being either foriegn or censored

S'not fair I missed post 19

So did I
And no, you never groped me, Sereph

No, she didn't, but if I recall correctly, VC slapped your backside (quite hard if I remember too).

you see...VC thought B'El was me and decided to slap *my* backside. Unfortunately, VC doesn't realise how heavy handed she can be.

Can you sit down now B'El?

for those who missed it i said Arse Gravey!



the super sad phantom yikser strikes again

Is it possible to be offended by 'arse'? Not very profane is it? Hey ho.

I really should be getting to w*rk!

i know such sad lives people lead

I on the otherhand, prefer "Stool Water" and is "otherhand" just one word ot two

its too early in the morning to tell

I've never been groped by you, Serephina. All our relations have been perfectly proper and decent and above-board.

Apart from when you got you out, of course.

RF

VC slapped my belly , noz my bum. And I was quite startled, but t didn't hurt









































much.

oh yeah

And the time you tried to convince me to sleep with you with the line 'women have changed religion after seeing my willy'

You've gotta admit, that's a good line!

RF

Can't have been that good!

It's worked more than once, so I'm counting it as good.

RF

It worked more than once? No wonder it's a patriarchal society.

(that was a high falutin' way of saying 'If women will fall for that...')

Must I spell it out for you, Roymondo?

RF

i was shitfaced n i didnt fall for it