h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Before I do my first Ann Summers party I need to think up loads of 'alternative names' to give the girls for the night..any suggestions welcome the ruder n more orignal the better!

i never thought you lot would miss a chance to be smutty

Girty McSquirty
Pamela P*ssflaps (p*ssflaps is my favourite exclamation of . Raises the odd eyebrow at w*rk.)
Tricia Beanflicker
Beefcurtain Bertha

Hang on, I've got to think for a bit.

love pamela pi**flaps!

I'm not really cut out for this...

Now, if it were a boys' night you can easily cover all bases with:

Andy Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzmurdoch
Murdoch Fitzgibbon
Gibbon Fitzherbert.

etc...

That's awful, R!

Ewwww!

Did you get my email by the way?

Minus posting numbers again! must be bloody football on

Yeah, I got your email but got tied up visiting a mate in hospital then forgaot to reply to it!

Footie's on - an England 'friendly'. I'm not watching it - listening to Pulp instead. And drinking Stella. And playing guitar. And HooTooing.

I can only think of a couple: Bangkok Betty and MelonPatch Helen... I'll put the thinking cap on

Hope your friends ok Roymondo!

Wilma

Ditto for the friend, Roymondo - sorry I didn't say that before. Have you guys seen the front page today?

Yeah, he's cool. It's a psych hospital - I think he just needed a change of scene and to knock the whiskey on the head. Not sure blue walls & a PVC floor would help *me* sort my head out!

Beryl Quimperil
Angela Flangela
Margaret Afterit

>>blue walls & a PVC floor<<

I thought those were outlawed with the demise of the 70s?

*chucks at Serephina*

At a similar gathering we were told to think of our first pet and then our mother's maiden names. I turned out to be Suky Collins

The porn name game. I always lose. I'm Bosun Furness

Aha, that's how you get your porn star name, 1st pet name + mothers maiden name. Always good for a laugh. Mine would be Conker Flambard, which isn't actually very funny at all.

Id be Goldie Henderson

' at Wilma..I know '

Hmmm, I guess I'd be Patch Rouhana then not very sexy unless you're Polish

S, why no ing all over the place? Where do I go to congratulate you and whoohoo ??

How about Titty Rubgently for a naught name?