h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Naughty Names:

Pussy Galore

Holly Comelightly

Ima Cumming

Nicky Less

Suki Slurpy

Tracey Trailertrash

Wendy Whiplash

Belinda Blowjob

Linda Legover

Patty Botty

Susan Suxalot

Randy Mandy

Mona Moansalott

Dirty Gertie

Rude Ruby

Bendy Brenda

How many do you need, Sereph?

All Hail ye Queen of Smutty Names!

some good ones there Annie

need as many as I can think of!

*curtseys*

They were the ones off the top of my head...if I can sleep on it, I might have as many again for you tomorrow

furious

and *no* I haven't been called any of those names

(I might post some of them tomorrow)

'Twill cost you though.

Plenty of and hot

There was once a racehorse called Mary Hinge, you know

Talking of race horses, many years ago there was a four legged friend called Half Hooked. It was worth popping in the bookies just to hear the race commentary. This was in pre-satellite tv days of course.

I'm guessing only people of a certain age will understand that

I didnt so maybe im younger than I thought

Why not do that thing where you get your porn name.

I think it's something like the name of your pet, plus your mothers maiden name.


hmmmm...

Murray Witkiss....nope

Fluffy Witkiss...might do

Blondie Witkiss....


Sorry Ma...I've let your maiden name out.

Good job it isn't any of our secret questions.. isn't it?


Jeeesh... kids!

What a great surname!I love it!I bet you were ragged about it though (or is that just me knowing how much I could rag you about it - in the best possible taste, of course, as only cyber-friends can )

Jenny Talia...

my pron star name wopuld be Cleo Stuart. Sounds quite secretaryish. Of course I could always class it up and go for Lady Cleo