h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and welcome to h2g2. My name is Solnushka and I am one of the volunteer ACEs, which basically means that I flit around greeting new researchers like yourself, spelling really badly in the process and helping out wherever I can.

I do indeed know where my towl is. It's large pink and fluffy and hanging up in my bathroom. I am a very hoopy person. How about you?

Anyway if you have any questions, please do hit the reply button below and ask away. Go on, you know you want to... Here are a couple of links in the meantime, but feel free to ignore them if you have already found them. Or just ignore them :

Ask h2g2, where you can ask anything except 'What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?': <./Askh2g2/.>

The h2g2 newspaper, The Post, which as well as neing a hugely entertaining read also has pages of usful links, including one to all sorts of clubs, gangs, societies and cliques you can join here: <./ThePost/.>

...and one day I will learn enough about technology to type links which actually work...

Let's try that again: <./>ThePost</.> and <./>Askh2g2</.>

sure thing. if i want to whinge you'll be the first on my list.

Splendid. I'll be looking forward to it

do so for it will be long and fairly educational.

Only fairly ?

And just what is the significance of the blue shoes? Go on, I'm terribly intreiged (however it is spelt, I'm it...).

they just are, and i have them.

Okeydokey then. I have black boots. Fur-lined and everything.

why does everyone feel they have to tell me about their footwear? not that i mind, but i've been getting some strange phonecalls...

There are obviously more footwear fetishes than you had previously imagined...