h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to know how/where the money comes frombecause most of the morons cry poverty

From the tax you paid.

well! t'other night a couple of screamer things went off and about 15 mins ago,a couple of cheapo rockets, lots of amnesia about herefor dates

here here down with taxes

Saturday night and still the odd whoosher going offThursday, some moron across the road(I think, sounded that close)had 2 left

All quiet here for spme time, hows you

How do all

our estate has more than it's fair share of Neanderthals on it

as in health Bob, not to bad mate, nothing that a de-coke and re-bore wouldn't put rait

slight amendmentmy wallet has got anorexia nerviosa(slimming disease)

Do they do an NHS beer ration yet

not sure, I'm still hoping for one of a Scottish liquid

err! hic!

Drink it slowley

5.15pm yep! single mother moron, 2 doors down across the road(has "friends calling)has found some more fireworks, she must put them in a really safe place

do we really want to know do we want to risk prof to find out

no way!

think of it exploration into the unknown for the good of the world and the best of British to you

she's ugly and common, one can not lower ones standardsat 5ft 3ins, not much lower anyway