h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ask LBP it is about her era

go on, I've got me thick'ed on

LBP ?

we are going to be in for it when she comes back you know

err! I went deaf for a moment, big firework just went off outside

At this time its just about fading away here at 12:13Am still not happy if i was playing my guitar at this time the neighbours would kill me

quiet here as well, BUT! the night clubs/disco's 2.00am, so there still could be idiots on the loose

you can bet there will be watering your geraniums at 2am

you think that should be on our hit list next after we get a world wide ban on fireworks

all day drinking 1.00am till 5.00pm

that should have been 11.00am

to curb binge drinking

it's the "new" trend, give it a couple of year and they'll "grow" out of itI tried being an apprentice alcoholic,in the 70'slocal 7 nights a week

there was no chance for me in the 70s well binge drinking milk not the same thing is it

they got me on milk and alcohol

could not make full alcoholic, with my shape, I've a 40 gallon tank at the back, took some filling and run out of funds by the 80's

been from Yorkshire probably had

always said, I want to come back as a whisky drinking vampirelive forever off whisky and not bother with human bloodeh!

sounds like a good plan

humans would not want to destroy me and I'd still be an atheist, so even that wouldn't work

plus, just think of it, sleep all day and party all night, eternal life bring it on

I'm already there!

*hic*