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Farlander Posted May 20, 2003
so you're an alien, huh? welcome to earth, and congratulations for mastering our language so quickly! are you okay with the local climate, or are you drying out/drowning?
(oh, and also, how did you manage to get to planet earth alive? seeing as all the stars close to sol are so many light years away, have you done the impossible and beaten the light speed barrier, or has your civilisation found other ways to traverse the galaxy without making fossils of the sojourners?)
(i'm just kidding of course 
no offence)
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a visitor to planet earth Posted May 20, 2003
well we have a more advanced technology than yours, but we dont divulge it to earthlings. You must be allowed to develop at your own pace.
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Farlander Posted May 23, 2003
ah thank you for not buzzing us, then 
(i suppose another alien species was responsible for all that...)
speaking of which, have you read the asimov short story 'silly asses'?
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a visitor to planet earth Posted May 23, 2003
no, i gave up reading science fiction years ago. but i like start trek voyager...
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Farlander Posted May 24, 2003
we never got 'voyager' here (for some reason, it just never came). but i received heavy doses of the original series and the next generation on sunday afternoon tv 
(nemesis just opened about a month ago over here, would you believe it)
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a visitor to planet earth Posted Jun 29, 2003
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You nearly gave me a heart attack creeping up on me like that.
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JUST ME Posted Jun 29, 2003
HEE HEE
How is ya me old cobber?
life out there treating you well
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a visitor to planet earth Posted Jul 6, 2003
I am ok, eldest son still asleep behind me. Hows you?
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JUST ME Posted Jul 6, 2003
Im good today Michael,, going out this afternoon with my mate,,, so wont be on ,lol
You got both of them this w/end?
sue
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a visitor to planet earth Posted Jul 6, 2003
the youngest stayed friday night, he stayed at friends house last night.
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Jerk Gently in The USA Posted Sep 8, 2003
just dropped in to say hi to a fellow visitor. so ...Hi 
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Sep 9, 2003
and its a big hello from all of us over here in the red corner.
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badger party tony party green party Posted Oct 3, 2003
Hello visitor its Blicky from warley hope your well and your lads doing ok too. Now Ive found you I'll pop in for a chat sometime.
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Squirrel Posted Oct 10, 2004
It seems only polite - My first visit - because you were the first to visit me! So I'm wandering around with my tea now (not got the hang of the Teacon system yet)
Oh and - hope your washing drys well!
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