h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fun at Sharmin's expense, I'm up for that...

Plans?

Patricia's already put a wart on his chin, just general piss taking I think and references to spots and warts and stuff on his face

That'll do for now I think

Sounds much fun, he's come to woo Syian.....*splutters and then dies laughing*

She's going to eat him for breakfast

Ooh can't wait

She doesn't like any man, but a man like him....

well you could play along then dump him or leave him in the realm of death

Well she doesn't trsut men does she, not after Nick. She will probably try to trap him in death herself

Mwaahhahaha

What a good evil laugh

Thank you

Mwhaahahahahahaha *cough* *splutter*.....Mwhaahhahahaha

Deeper breath deeper, think Dr Evil

*takes a deep breath and booms out an evil laugh*

By jove I think she's got it

*twirls little black mustache*

Don't laugh at me puny mortal; cower in the face of my.......evilness!

Mwaahahahahahahaha *twirly twirly* Mwhahahahahahaha

Yes a great evil threat



Well done

Why thank-you

*looks smug and decides to take over the world*

How would you like to be my henchman...er...woman?

*Bows*

I'd be honoured

Ma'am