h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a none church going(Catholic) neighbour of mine, years ago would have done

Tried to walk on water or thrown a JW in to see if he could?

chucked JW in, can't write what I saw/heard years ago, but I feel off the front doorstep

feel - fell

We don't bother opening the door to them now, the blessing of having plain glass in the front door

I just say to them - don't want to waste your time,I'm an atheist!

Mum tells tham she's Catholic and shut's the door in their face

thinks I'll have to get a turbanfor next time they err call

Tell them Lucifer will take their souls if they call again

would, but he daren't come near me

I can see why

after that car smash I was in(1978/9 ?) I got a T-shirt printed -"heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over"
the vicar who I knew said that he could do with borrowing it for a Sunday service

I had that on a t'shirt too

is it daytime yet, it seems very dark all day so far up here

Yeah, it's a bit gloomy down here too

Carlos Sainz is out of the Dakar, he rolled and his co driver's been hurt

I don't know any of the drivers etc, but I'd love a car where I get paid even if I total it

Yeah, I'd like that too

once tears ago, me and 3 mates were in my avenger estate and a particular road near Leeds(14 mile from Ponte') had a humpback bridge on it and this day I decided to take the car err off the roadall 4 wheels left the road by about a few inch, but when it bounced back down,my mates nearly gave birth(they didn't know I was going to do it)after! I thought oops! springs and shock absorbers

I had a similar experience in the Church Minibus, there was a 2 mile stretch of road that had a hump backed bridge in the middle, and Charlie, the driver managed to get all for wheels off the road, with 16 teenagers in the back, it was quite a moment, one that was never repeated to the minister

it just shows how false the film jumps are, as in the cars used will have had to be built up/strengthened in parts