h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we could get in the Guinness book as the worlds largest bath

You bring the bubble bath

can't do bubbles in the bath, I shower

Shower gel makes good bubble bath

We've just had 45 litres per quadratmeter. I've no idea how many inches that is. It wasn't all that much. Stuff this metric nonsense!

We've actually spent the day on the beach. Do you think cycling will survive this Lucky?

Long Live Le Tour! It will surely survive! What it shows to me is that cycling is getting its house in order.

I'd bet you there are more doped athletes at the Chinese Olympics than you can shake a chopstick at!

Yeah, the reason that it seems that so many cyclists are taking drugs is because the testing system in place is working, the Dr involved in Operation Puerto has openly asked why only the cycling federations had done anything about the blood doping and EPO problem as he had Athletes, Golfers and Footballers on his books, all strongly denied but the varying federations of course. I heard a rumour that one of the regulatery drugs bodies wanted to test the Golfers at the Open, they American PGA refused them entry, what does that say eh?

they can test hootoo'ers, I don't take themthey couldn't make me type any faster anyway

I've got Blood in my alcohol stream, don't tell anyone

I used to be the samenow its all blood



need Irish lottery win of 3/4 numbers and I can start my cold cure up again

Yeah, Prof, I know how sad and bad it gets as we age ... some impurities WILL get in the blood stream. Heck, my missus even has me trying to eat healthy? How absurd is that?

tain't age mate, it's lack of wallet paperto buy it with

Wallet paper? Isn't that the pics of someone else's families and stuff? Recently I bought a new wallet, for our visit to your side of the pond, and put a $20 in it. And forgot it was there !!! It's been so lonmg since I carried paper-grade cash.

Mind, I have carried a 2-quid coin (St Paul's Cathedral, 2005) for a time ...

if I see coins on the floor, I pick them up - 1's and 2 P's go to my Buffalo lodgesilver my pocketif they want to throw it away, I'll pick it up, I ain't proud

This coin was sent as a Christmas prezzie, a sort of worry-stone idea. But I may choose to use it to buy the Lady a proper tea, when I meet her in a few weeks.

Forgetting you had $20 in your wallet, having a moment there Nick

It's just so rare that I have any cash, that the idea completely eluded me.

Ah, I see the problem