h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Oh, here we go again then:

'Shotto' is a drinking game developed in (and not thus far observed outside) a select part of Shackleton Hall, University of Birmingham. The rules are simple: a 'Shotto x' is a vodka-and-x; everyone nominates a Shotto in turn and everyone must drink one. 'x' starts off as normal sociable drinks, such as orange juice or lucozade, but the game quickly develops into such interesting variants as Shotto Tuna Juice or Shotto WD-40. If you throw up, you pay for the vodka until someone else throws up. Simple, eh?

B

Would 'Tuna Juice' be brine??

With little bits of fish floating in it, yeah.

B

Or olive oil if you're posh

Oooh lah-di-dah!

Isn't WD-40 dangerous?

Aye, probably.

B

Ah. Ok. I won't be putting that on my cocktail list then.

But at least you can be reasonably sure that your insides won't seize up.

Very good point.

Thanks.

good game... will be played this weekend...

Just *don't* drink Crisp 'n' Dry. It leads to much unpleasantness.

I could understand that causing some internal havoc...

The last person I saw do it spent a couple of hours expelling from both ends.

Bah. This flavoured crisp lark is a travesty. The only good crisp is a plain crisp (preferably salt n' shake). Alternatively smokey bacon, the only flavoured crisp I will ingest without vomiting or coming up in a bizarre rash (happened with roast chicken. Don't ask). I have two packets of loverly smokey bacon in the cupboard. Yum...

I have to admit I'm a sucker for Thai Sweet Chilli

*starts to chant* Salt and vinegar! Salt and vinegar!

*chants alongside EV*

Salt and Vinegar! Salt and Vinegar! Salt and Vinegar!

Salt and Badger!

Oh, okay. Those Thai sweet chilli ones aren't that bad. However, salt and vinegar is possibly the worst flavour EVER. I ban my brother and sister from eating them on my presence. My ex-boyfriend (and salt and vinegar fiend) was banned from eating them, on the understanding that if he did, he wouldn't be allowed near me.