h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Odo and I have just worked out that the h2g2 Christmas Meet will be on the day of our first anniversary.

How appropriate!

B

B- is there a reason you left yourself that message?

And two days after my and my wife's 21st anniversary.

*wonders why he thought this was the message centre and not the joyrnal, while it is in fact the journal all along*

Ignore me, I'm talking balls.

Damn! Beaten by Gnomon again.

B

I had a head start.

it will be my second without the other half......

but after 13 years I found out you only get 11 years for murder

(not meant as a RL comment)

awwwww how sweeet

Isn't there some sort of h2g2 anniversary initiation thingummy? Where you have to bare your left knee and have egg and flour poured into your pants? If not there should be

Very nearly correct; its treacle and chilli peppers though

*mutters about gooey couples*

Man I can't believe you've been together a year!

Yeah, neither can we.

And nobody is pouring chilli peppers into my pants.

B

Yes, it's very, very scary!!! Although it's not a year until the meet.

He'd rather use the resulting sauce to dip his chips in.....

My hootoo coincidence is better . The day I signed onto hootoo was James' birthday - his 18th in fact (so I could pursue him legally ).

chiles...pants...I think I should have read th backlog more closely

Don't go getting ideas now, girl.

B

*sharpening chillis

I think I may have to wax-coat my genitals first.

Not for the first time, mind you.

B

......

*begins to worry*

*pours liquid nitrogen onto sharpened chillis and leaves in the freezer

Don't worry Odo..just make sure you're the one always holding the candle..so to speak.

Chilli?



Odo hun, how in gods name did you manage to put up with him for a year?