h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You big slapper! I don't want you now...

*goes off to hunt for another pretty damsel to corrupt instead*

Me? Never. But *come on*, do you really think i could miss that opportunity??

But Saturnine, I want you as *well*...

Now, that's just greedy.

B

Hmm. I *suppose*... But Nyssa won' be at the Bristol meet, will she? *grins hopefully*

*waves hand in the air*

I will!

Oh, hang on. Odo will be there as well...

B

How did her peal go, do you know? Was it worth missing this meet for?

*shrug*

I don't know; I haven't been in touch with her since Friday. And to be honest, I couldn't tell you if it went any better or worse than any other peal, even if I was there.

B

Fair enough. I'll have to ask her myself. Mind you, why anyone rings peals is beyond me, I have to say. Three hours worth or ringing... that's far too much. But then, I bet the apres-peal drinking is better. You usually start earlier...

If it was three hours, I'd start _during_.



Did anyone mention my name at the meet then?



B

Do you really want an answer? Ask the other table.

Eh? What other table?

B

At the first pub we got split up, by nature of the pub. But of a shame. But they did actually play some board games. Unlike us, who just sat and drank.

Did Pastey finish his h2g2 Top Trumps then, or was that another idea that fell by the wayside?

And where do I fit into all this?

B

I didn't see an official set of Trumps, but a few name badges were constructed along similar lines. Croz's was pretty good.

So where did my name crop up in all this?

B

I never said it did. You came up with that suggestion. It was Sat's name I was talking about before.

But it was me who asked the question...

B

You did indeed. And I'm evading it.

Ah-ah! Now all I have to do is find out why...

B